In anticipation of my return home, and the almost certain reverse-culture shock which will ensue, I would like to go ahead and request to not have to hear any of the following upon my return by those who read my blog:

Please,

-no "ching chang chong" jokes
-no "so solly! me so solly", etc.


If those could be avoided, that would be super.

I'm packing right now, and it's weird. I remember unpacking.